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You don’t have to put up a bunch of fucking decorations, your ass isn’t crawling all over the roof in the fucking cold stapling strings of lights so the fucking space station can see your house. It basically starts a four day weekend with an awesome meal. It’s all the good parts of Christmas with none of the shitty parts and it’s totally secular.

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Good. I’m both delighted by this and frustrated by this, delighted that they’re committing to this and frustrated that it’s taken a pandemic to get stores to close on thanksgiving.

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Thanksgiving is cool as hell, you don’t have to run around trying to find presents for a bunch of fuckers that you don’t care about who probably won’t like what you get anyway, and you don’t have to act like you appreciate lame shit that people give you.

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It’s fucking 2019 Karen, I have a god damned Amazon wish list, let’s be adults and exchange nothing, or Amazon gift cards, or something from that list and take all this stress out of it.

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I know exactly what those suits will do to increase their profit margins (including over $2 billion in “Overhead Reduction” in 2017, i.e. closing stores and firing everyone in them). Closing even one more day a year is like breaking the First Seal of Revelations.

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Good. All these motherfuckers need to close on Thanksgiving. Hospitals and gas stations only. Maybe hotels I guess. Why? Because Thanksgiving is fucking awesome and I’m tired of it simply becoming a lead into Christmas shopping. Nobody needs a fucking $5 sweatshirt from the Gap that bad.

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I highly recommend everyone to read about what changes he is making to your Post Office, and the unnecessary stress he is putting on carriers in larger cities all to “cut costs” forcing them to work faster in this summer heat. I don’t even want to think about how bad this holiday season is going to be.

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It’s rare that a headline will genuinely shock me, but this one did. Until about a year ago, I worked at the largest Walmart in my state and the third-largest in the country. I wasn’t there this past November, but I do remember the year before, our managers saying our in-store Black Friday sales were down over.

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Yeah, and with a new Post Master General who was appointed by Trump now in charge, expect tremendous delays in first-class mail/letters for the upcoming months. This man has no background with the Post Office, although he does have a logistics background that doesn’t stand close to how much of a beast.

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That’s why when the whole #metoo and #boyswillbeboys thing started making men out to be some kind of perverted of society I decided to mentally tell that movement to go fuck itself. Women are just as bad if not worse for sexual harassment because they never get called out and can do whatever they want. They have zero interest in calling themselves out and don’t even realize they contribute to the issue.

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Proof of this is how the #metoo devolved from sexual harassment to a large man vs woman thing, ignoring their part in it (at least 90% of them). It’s one of the biggest, undiscussed issues in our society today and good luck getting it brought up

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I was a server and this mother-daughter combo thought I was the hottest thing since sliced bread. They would take flash photography of me working. Creepy right? It gets worse. It got to a point, when I took their order right in front of them they would take a flash photo of my groin, not more than 3 inches away. Nobody else in the restaurant cared, imagine if it were to happen to a girl? This is just the tip of the iceberg of stories. When I was working immediately a high traffic area.

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The same women who would preach harassment and #metoo stuff today would be trying to feel me up tomorrow. Nobody cares. Bystanders don’t care. It happens in groups too. Literally groups of 20, or more, all participating in this sort of thing with each other, nobody calls them out.

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Couldn’t even go to 7-11 or McDonalds. I went to their house and it was the entire extended family, additional kids tables and shit loads of food. Football on the TV and all the decorations. It was absolutely next level. In Canada, we will have over direct family and maybe grandma or an uncle.

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I’ve lived in three other countries and I don’t recall anywhere that had a family-focused holiday like that. Americans get so little holidays, to begin with and get one day to gather together. I think working on Thanksgiving should attract 2x or 3x pay and retail surcharges for consumers.

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She’s so sad our friendship ended” and “she misses our movie dates”, etc. She kept trying to hug me, put her head in my lap, etc., while talking to me. All the same manipulative shit. I started to get up to leave and she started grabbing at me to make me stay. I made the most non-combative push off possible and noped outta there and met up with some other friends elsewhere at another house.

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I got introduced to good friends of my good friend. Both girls. Within a couple of hours (and not as many drinks as you think) they both were reaching to grab my groin. In a public space, without invitation or flirtation. This is one example, many occurrences like it. On a modeling job, a runway one. The girls I worked with got treated great because of you.

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Completely unrelated but fuck Oster. Bought a blender and discovered it was missing the seal that stopped liquid from leaking out of the top part. Tried looking it up, looks like a few others had the same issue. Called the 800 number and got stuck on an endless recording/hold loop.

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I’m not American (Canadian) but we have thanksgiving day and I always thought it was similar except a different day (same food, family etc) but I spent one Thanksgiving in the US with a coworker that invited me and that was CRAZY. I was in downtown Denver and the city was completely dead at 10 am.

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People tend to know all of that, but think there’ll be some secret Black Friday deals only for the day itself. When I worked retail as a teen, I’d get old ladies whispering to me, asking me where to find the really good deals left for today.

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to which I’d always say that it’s the same deals we’ve been having all week, and they get frustrated and walk away, thinking I’m useless. Jokes on you granny, you wasted a whole day at Walmart when you could’ve bought that blender on Tuesday for the same price.

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