You don’t have to put up a bunch of fucking decorations, your ass isn’t crawling all over the roof in the fucking cold stapling strings of lights so the fucking space station can see your house. It basically starts a four day weekend with an awesome meal. It’s all the good parts of Christmas with none of the shitty parts and it’s totally secular.
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Good. I’m both delighted by this and frustrated by this, delighted that they’re committing to this and frustrated that it’s taken a pandemic to get stores to close on thanksgiving.
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