People tend to know all of that, but think there’ll be some secret Black Friday deals only for the day itself. When I worked retail as a teen, I’d get old ladies whispering to me, asking me where to find the really good deals left for today.
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to which I’d always say that it’s the same deals we’ve been having all week, and they get frustrated and walk away, thinking I’m useless. Jokes on you granny, you wasted a whole day at Walmart when you could’ve bought that blender on Tuesday for the same price.