I know there are way too many awful Christmas songs, but the one that really sticks out to me was by Cyndi Lauper. I don’t want to look it up because I don’t remember how it goes and I don’t want to. Just trust me, it’s the worst fucking Christmas song of all time. The song came out in 1994. If I give another rough estimate, of hearing the song about 25-30 times a year. We’re looking at about ~700 times in my life.
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I hate everything to do with this song! Mariah Carey May be vapid annoying crap, but this song is the pure unadulterated sound that comes out of the asshole of Satan himself after a week of binging on Taco Hell. It’s been many years ago but for me, it was the Felice Navidad I wanna wish you a merry Christmas by Jose Feliaciano once an hour 10 to 12 hours a day 6 days a week from the day after.