This question plagues me so often. I have a deep fear of waking up 6 ft under or in the cremation oven(?) (I don’t know what it’s called.) So maybe a special request to sever my spinal cord and make it so that even if I were to wake up, I’d be brain dead. I would trust it to my future wife or my best friend to make sure it happens Ye olde vampire treatment. For fear of the dead coming back to life, ie not being dead, to begin with, they used to drive a stake through the corpse’s heart. You may come out of a coma but you’re not sleeping that one-off.
Ok so I want them to have a very touching and depressing funeral only when they open the casket it’s empty I want them to then turn on the ceiling fan revealing my corpse hanging from a rope spinning around while the space jam theme plays in the background. I really hate the idea of the funeral industry milking my family for thousands just for a burial or a cremation. I just want to be put in a biodegradable bag and thrown into the earth. Let me nourish the earth with my remains. Who cares? Host a big party with an open bar instead.