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Look, this thing isn’t as bad as the fake news media is making it out to be okay. The numbers aren’t so bad because people aren’t being tested. You know my Uncle was a great professor and scientist — he was at MIT. He taught at MIT for a record number of years. He was a great super genius, Dr. John Trump. Super smart. So people are surprised that I understand all this stuff. I like this virus stuff, science, math okay.

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If I was a virus scientist, I could have probably been one of the greatest ever, probably would have solved this by now – it’s true- people don’t believe it because I’m not a Democrat…maybe they think Obama would have solved it but he wouldn’t know where to start, okay, but when you look at what is happening, people are going crazy, quarantine, locking people up, it’s not good and the Democrats are making it worse, believe me.

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unfortunately, the MSM as a general rule cleans up Trump’s ravings into something more coherent, not showing the actual word salad. That is what most people see on the nightly news or read in their evening papers, so have very little idea just how fried his brain is.

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He constantly talks the language of someone that found himself somehow promoted several levels above his competency level and now has to blag about knowing what he’s doing while knowing literally next to nothing about what he’s supposed to be in charge of.

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Like putting aside whether you like this guy or not (or his policies) who the hell talks like that? His sentence structure just seems to resemble utter chaos and makes hardly any sense. I don’t know any native English speakers who just mix and jumble sentences in a big illiterate blop like that… This dude honestly needs a comprehensive health check-up.

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Its astounding, right? Everything that pours from his mouth is narcissistic, self-aggrandizing jibberish. It’s like listening to a fish confidently explain how good it is at flying through the air, except the fish has a severe speech impediment. Just listening to the guy is fucking exhausting.

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At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Even if it was related directly to his Uncle being a top electrical engineer for nearly 4 decades, he still would know what the fuck he’s talking about. I got a cousin that pours cement. I don’t fucking know a single damn thing about pouring cement. Knowledge doesn’t work that way.

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Fun fact – his uncle (who did teach at MIT for a hell of a long time, 36 years) was an electrical engineer, which, as you might imagine, has FUCK ALL to do with the things Trump claims he knows so much about.

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Finnegans’ Wake was written with a structure and logic in the multiple meanings and puns within each word-play thing. Trump’s shit is just word salad, the kind of thing you’d find in someone with a brain issue affecting their speech structure and formulation of ideas.

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I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it,” the president went on. He started talking about his tour of the CDC he’d taken before his talk to the press. “Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.

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A reporter started asking a question, and Trump cut her off: “I like this stuff. You know my uncle was a great person. He was at MIT. He taught at MIT for, I think, like, a record number of years. He was a great supergenius, Dr. John Trump.

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Nah, just fucking around. By all fucking means please make this a reality. The truth is preschool is fucking insanely expensive. And it still hurts to this day. I would be fucking super happy to know my tax dollars were sending kids to preschool. Not only do I believe that preschool is critical to the intellectual and social development of young children, but it also allows parents to get back to the workforce if they choose to do so.

 

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I’m a Millennial parent of two (5 yo and 2 weeks old). I’m a teacher with no paternity leave, using any sick days I have left. My wife is a speech therapist, 1099. She’s already trying to work a bit so we can afford rent, food, formula, student loans, and car payments. We live in Florida and we’re really trying.

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So what’s it even for? Like are you guys planning to just overrun the whole world one day? Are you prepping for an imminent alien invasion? Is it to fight off demons during the rapture? Or, and I’m really reaching on this one…is it to get in the good graces defense contractors who’ve built most of their factories in swing states while simulta.

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Yeah, well, my daughter finishes pre-k in June and will be going to kindergarten in the fall, so fuck this plan. It does nothing to help me or the shit ton of money it cost to put her and my other two kids through preschool. That expense put a serious strain on our finances and left us with.

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It’s just not in the cards for some people. At 30, I’m making more money than both my parents ever did, and I don’t have any prospects or expectation of having kids or owning a home anytime soon, maybe ever. It’s almost like the dangling carrot is so far out of reach it’s like what’s the point.

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For some reason, military spending is allowed to balloon out of control indefinitely despite there being no credible military threats that could even come close to matching the US military. The only country that might have a hope of winning a war with the US is China, only because of their ridiculous manufacturing capacity, but how exactly does that war come to happen.

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Even if Sanders’s plan is a pipe dream, at least it’s nice to see a potential leader of the country thinking this way. Once you mentally shift the burden of responsibility away from the individual, all sorts of possibilities open up.

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When my kids were really young, I wound up quitting my crummy job because childcare ate up nearly my entire paycheck. And on top of being crazy expensive, you constantly hear news stories about understaffed, abusive, and generally terrible childcare facilities.

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So God bless Stacey Abrams and other progressive like who are doing the tough, gritty, and necessary work we need for the Democratic party and the progressive movement to survive in the 21st century in the face of rising authoritarianism and permanent minority rule.

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Democrats need to be focused on a long-term plan of energizing the party and re-enfranchising millions of Americans who are effectively barred from the polls due to voter discrimination, criminal convictions, etc.

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