I chewed tobacco, smoked, and drank an ass load of energy drinks every day (well switched between chewing and smoking, occasionally both) for a decade after high school. Oh and about two years of nightly vodka and the resulting GERD. I’ve never had a cavity in my life. The dentist even said I was doing a great job flossing – I feel.like that was a lie because I never floss. I brush twice a day but.. it is nowhere close to the full minute recommended. And sometimes I forget at night.
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My wife brushes twice a day and floss at least every other day. Never smoked, chewed, drank heavily, and didn’t drink near the amount of pop like me. She had to have almost a dozen fillings last time she went. Genetics plays a huge role, and I drew the luckiest hand possible when it comes to teeth. Meanwhile, my body is rapidly aging, while she keeps getting more attractive… but at least I have my teeth.
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