You can tell everyone to fuck off and mind their own business. Believe me, you definitely can but it won’t get you very far. Especially, since no one is a perfect angel and you’ll invariably step on some toes yourself. So it’s best to stay in your neighbor’s good graces so when you’re (oh so accidentally) the asshole, they cut you some slack.I need to remember to shut that window though. I mean a little while ago I was playfully messing around with my partner. You know making her a little miserable to let her know I love deeply
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Well, I got a little carried away and she yelled out, “Get your finger out of my butt!” She was loud, the window was open and the next thing we heard was a small chorus of laughter. We both about died of embarrassment. Good times. Put your finger up to your mouth and say “Shhhh. The aliens are listening.” Then point to any scar on your body and say “This is where they inserted the chip”
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