I still have nightmares of it, but one time I spilled an entire tray of eight water glasses and a coffee on a guy’s lap at Red Lobster. The iced water cooled down the coffee thank God, and the guy was a superhero. Made fun of me to get everyone laughing, asked for an apron. He was a trooper, real dad sort of humor.
Worked as a bartender at a shitty bar. A mom brought the baby in and we put it in a high chair by the bar cause that’s where the mom wanted to sit with her friend. She ordered some wine and as I was reaching to pour I slipped.