My foot slipped on some food that had dropped and as I went down my elbow hit the bar I lost the bottle and it bounced off the baby’s shoulder. The baby didn’t even wake up but the mom was quite upset. I got her a free round and she forgave me.
I imagine the antibiotic cocktail you get after a transplant probably would fix that right up. Probably not a whole lot of dirt particulate on the floor of the surgical suite you gotta worry about. You may jest, but traumatic myocardial contusion is a real injury that can happen to the heart…just usually while the heart is still in the mediastinum.