Before all the shutdowns, I left my office to grab some lunch and drove by a high school that had just released everyone for the day. All I could think about was if they all collectively decided to attack, I’d be so screwed. I don’t know why but a large group of teenagers is terrifying.
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Yeah, that’s going to be one short CPS investigation. Like, screened out and that’s the end of it short. I’m sure that will lead to crazy governor making threats at CPS, wheels moving to fuck with those systems, blah blah blah. But even that parents can get around with the most minimal lip service to ‘homeschooling’.
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