Well, I guess the jig is up. There’s just no rational explanation for how the magical flying fat man who zooms around to every house on earth in one night could be immune to COVID. We’ll just have to tell them he’s not real. Damn you, 2020!
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Now that they’re older, my kids have told us they really appreciate that we never lied to them. At Christmas time, I think it’s made them more appreciative of us, knowing their best gifts didn’t really come from Santa but from their parents who love them. The best part is we’ve never had to stop pretending.