The classic “plane mysteriously goes down, can’t find the body” routine. And today, he just laid the foundation to make it completely not suspicious to be hopping on a plane immediately after the election loss. Of course, we know the rest of the story; the plane goes down shortly after takeoff, and Trump is never seen again, except by some poor models who are lured in and are delivered every month on one-way tickets to his little unmarked Island. Think about it, it’s perfect. If Trump’s plane goes down, he dies a hero. Or at least as a martyr to mouth breathers everywhere. Trump Win.
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The US descends into chaos because the radical rights will read a Q drop that says it was actually an assassination by the Democrats. The streets would run red with blood and Trump is giving Biden a mop as a welcome gift. Trump Win. The US would never out a past president, let alone a dead one. Not to mention it would be embarrassing AF. So they’ll just bury the files in Area 51 right between a UFO and a gigantic mound made of the socks missing from everyone’s dryers. Trump wins.
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