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Flamingo A Woman Cannot Survive On Wine Alone She Also Needs A Cruise Shirt

I was nine at the Flamingo A Woman Cannot Survive On Wine Alone She Also Needs A Cruise Shirt  time. My grandmother, on a whim, took me to see it at a very old theater that had only one huge screen in a huge room. It was covered in red velvet-looking curtains. When the lights went down and the curtains swooshed back and the screen lit up. I do not really remember reading the opening text, but damn does I remember that first Imperial ship passing overhead, speakers rumbling…it was surreal. We talked about that day for years and years. Even decades later she had to bring it up. She absolutely loved the movie, and so did I. I didn’t see it again until well after it was released on VHS. Then I had to save like crazy to afford the $80 they wanted for it. How times change.

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Funny Star Wars Meets Star Trek Shirt

When Darth Maul appears, ready to fight Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor. The Funny Star Wars Meets Star Trek Shirt first of Maul’s lightsabers appear. For dramatic effect, there’s a slight pause before a second lightsaber appears. That’s when either Ewan or Liam say “fuck”. A long ass fucking time ago on a planet called Tatooine, there lived a humble family, catching moisture with machines, but, yea, there was a black sheep, and he had a lot of dreams, his name was Luke Skywalker and he refused to step in line, he wanted to fight the Empire and it was always on his mind, he met old Ben Kenobi and the suns they did align… Oh, the Sithlord’s eyes were blazin’ at flew along the trench. I shot my fucking protons like she was a saucy wench!

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