My parent “fired” the tooth fairy when my brother complained about her not giving him money, then gave him a dollar herself. They’ll say they fired Santa and will get the presents instead
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“Of course he would be wearing a mask and he always wears gloves, but yes, that’s why you should stay as far away from him as you can and not go downstairs in the middle of the night.”