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Original I Thought I Heard Someone Clap Behind Me But It Was This Ass Shirt

My mom said she felt that way about my dad but did not go for the divorce. She was a single mom. She was working in small-town Tennessee and my Dad was there on business. She said he was super charming… until the day after the wedding. His first move was to take them sailing (classic him, put her in a vulnerable position where she is totally dependent) where he immediately began screaming at her at the top of his lungs. The boat capsized and they had to wait for hours to be rescued. His family of fake jews, pedos, tax frauds, etc also always treated us like crap.

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I realized pretty much on my honeymoon (oops). I had doubts before the wedding also, but thanks to a great acid trip I decided maybe I could do it and went through with the wedding. After about 3 months I left. I still feel horrible for ending things how I did, I do have a lot of regrets and what-ifs. But I think it was for the best. Not me but my mother. The morning of their wedding my mother could hear my father upstairs singing “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” by U2 on his guitar. She confronted him about it but he just brushed it off and they were married later that day. Long story short he ended up cheating on her while she was pregnant with me and that was that.

 

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