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Original Hammer Horror Dracula Don’t Dare See It Alone Shirt

 

There’s an old story in my village. It seems a man was walking in the forest and a great cobra rose up before him. He was sure that the cobra was a messenger of heaven due to its incredible size and calm. He knelt before the great snake and asked “What does my faith require of me the great messenger of Heaven?” And the snake bit him in the face. The lesson is snakes will bite you in the face.

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Old man reveres cobras. Feeds it milk every day. Kids annihilate the cobra one day. Old man reprimands kids and checks on a snake. Snake bites old man many times and he dies. Because snakes are mothafuckin snakes. Wild animals removed from our superstitious beliefs.

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