Honorable mentions are people that came close to getting their genes removed from humanity’s gene pool. It has to be something abysmally stupid too, like someone almost killing themselves doing car surfing or such. Routine stuff like a close call with almost getting squashed by an industrial press doesn’t count unless they were doing something very unusual like trying to repair that press while it is still running.
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Someone that’s alive but lost their ability to pass on their genes via something very stupid can earn a Darwin Award, not an honorable mention. They did remove themselves from the pool by being unable to reproduce anymore. Example: someone that blows off their ‘nads with an illegal homemade firework. You’re half right but you can die too. Usually, it involves death to win the award but not always.
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