Santa’s a Time Lord and he can’t get the diseases we do. The Time Lord argument also goes a long way to explaining to kids how he can do all the deliveries in one night and get into houses w/o chimneys.
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For the older kids, we’re Catholic so we teach our kids about a bishop named Saint Nicholas who used to drop money down chimneys. Then we teach them that the Santa clause is an anglicized word from the German and we use that fun make-believe person to remember a Bishop’s actions and to aid in celebrating Christmas.