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If You’re Not Crashing You’re Not Trying Hard Enough Shirt

My dad keeps bees, and we just this week harvested a box of honey. Turns out the queen got up into the box we were harvesting, so they were MAD when we started messing around in there God I had sweaty palms watching her walk away carrying the hive. One misstep.

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If You’re Not Crashing You’re Not Trying Hard Enough Shirt

Let me interpret what I would do. Read in her voice, “first, I’d like to observe this hive and their insidious behavior”, second, “I’d go buy a bunch of gasoline from my local gas station, making sure it’s local to preserve the environment”. Third, I’d use a spray bottle if possible and douse the infestation with 93 gasoline.

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