From a “realistic” perspective (heavy quotation marks), a zombie outbreak would likely be the result of a brain parasite that kills higher functions but keeps the “lizard brain” going – in this situation, I would assume that the parasite would divert resources from things that stop us from decomposing.
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This is actually one of the big reasons a zombie apocalypse would fail. Their rotting flesh is not only constantly exposed to the elements, but to all kinds of animals that would try to eat their bodies, as well as just constantly dragging their limbs and bodies across the ground.
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