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Halloween Michael Myers I Wear Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness Faith Hope Love Shirt

I took a sip of soda when I was like 7 or 8 and a yellow jacket stung the inside of my mouth a bunch of times and my throat swelled up and I could barely breathe. Ever since then I’ve had this genocidal hatred for yellow jackets.

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Halloween Michael Myers I Wear Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness Faith Hope Love Shirt

Just wanted to say hello to the other guy in the “slammed wasp against seatback while driving” club. My friends that were in the car still mock me a decade later by yelling “something’s stinging me” and jumping around in their chair. Cunts.

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