I knew a guy who lived in a studio flat and had his mum in an urn in the corner. A mate asked him about jacking off in front of her and he replied ‘I’d turn her round but I don’t know which side her eyes are’. Makes me laugh every time. Death doesn’t have to be morbid.
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We had my dad’s ashes in the library of our old house. One day we had our handyman in to do some work, and for some reason, we ended up in that room. My sister said: “Hey Joe, say hello to Dad!” and made some faint gesture towards the bookcase.
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