Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me… No, don’t sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I’m trying to make.
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Usually, when someone hits something as big as a deer, they pull over to the side of the road to make sure their fcking car is ok. They might even call AAA if the car seems damaged. Unless they’re drunk, of course. In which case, they drive home and sleep it off.