I’ll never forget when I was a teen, listening to one of my friends admit to our youth group that he was afraid to take a shower because he was so tempted to touch himself. The dude was sobbing, just broken, and everyone was like ‘You can do it!’ ‘Don’t succumb to sin!’ ‘I’ll pray for God to help you control yourself!’ Nuts, but at least he had a reason for his persistent BO… I didn’t catch your drift and thought you meant self-service checkouts at a supermarket. I was wondering what religious people had against the beep beep machines
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I’ll never forget when I was a teen, listening to one of my friends admit to our youth group that he was afraid to take a shower because he was so tempted to touch himself. The dude was sobbing, just broken, and everyone was like ‘You can do it!’ ‘Don’t succumb to sin!’ ‘I’ll pray for God to help you control yourself!’ Nuts, but at least he had a reason for his persistent BO…
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