With no thought of the pandemic, I was talking to my family yesterday about their plans for Thanksgiving and Christmas. It wasn’t until they said “well let’s see how the cases look by then” that I got pulled back into the reality that the holidays.
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Parents: this is the moment you’ve been waiting for. You can remove Santa from the picture guilt-free. “Santa, unfortunately, died of COVID along his route and fell into his watery grave in the Atlantic ocean.”