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When I lived in Queens, I think I exclusively dated bartenders. Bars were my big hang out spot and bartenders are who I befriended and at times dates. They did a study and found that robots were better at detecting flirting than people were. So it’s just something we’re collectively shit at as a species. We, bartenders and waiters, have our values too! Also if you tip more than 20% we’ll go home with you. I’ve done it when it’s blatantly obvious they think they’re going to get a bigger tip for flirting with me.

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Was bartender. Met my boyfriend in the bar while he was flirting with me. He gave me his number on a piece of paper so I could text him “if I was really serious”. I know this doesn’t happen often, but I was surprised the day I tipped the chef for cooking me something off-menu and he came back asking for my number. Hey hey hey, you don’t know that. I think that bartender was totally flirting with me last night.

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