This is what happens when people feed them. It’s illegal to feed alligators but some people do it anyway, usually tourists and drunks. Alligator brains are tiny and their entire focus is on eating and breeding. So if you feed them they don’t differentiate between food and your hand. At my grandparents (upscale-ish) retirement community, there’s a little pond… an alligator came out of it a while back and killed somebody. No thanks.
This is the bane of my existence. I’m a 911 call-taker, and these stubborn fossils call without their hearing aids ramble on about their whole life story, can’t understand a damn thing I say, and get mad that it’s taking so long because they can’t hear me asking for their motherfucking address.
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