I KNEW a lion walked into my room every night as soon as I got in bed and closed my eyes. If I moved even one inch he might notice me and eat me… Now I know there are not many wild nocturnal lions roaming houses in New Jersey. I had to pee really bad, sometimes I would get up enough courage to face the lion. But then I would have to make it down a hallway to the bathroom.
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A really old toy gonk my mother had that I kept in my room. It has this really long dark orange hair and you couldn’t see its eyes. I remember it used to sit on my dressing table in front of my mirror and when my bedroom door was open the light would reflect off the mirror.
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