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I worked at a college bar and one time this drunk guy kept trying to get one of the bartenders to go home with him. She was just trying to be nice because he was tipping a lot during the night but when I heard him say that he would pay our manager to let her clock out and go home with him I was dying of laughter. The bartender asked me if I could do something. I knew the drunk guy so I went and put my arm around him to start leading him out asking how lit he was and other generic shit to distract him to the door. I was on a group date with a guy when he brought his ukulele out and started playing a song on it. I had to use the restroom, so I stood up and excused myself. By the time I was back, he was thankfully done.

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So I mostly avoided him until one point where we got clustered into a room that happened to have a punching bag, and he decided to show off how amazing his elbows were. That was the point where I realized he must be stopped. I was at a party an my best friend was there with me. It was at someone’s house who lives close to a crocodile farm. I wasn’t feeling well so didn’t drink that night but my friend on the other hand was drunk like a sailor. Long story short he wanted to wrestle a croc to try and impress some girls. He worked in wildlife so he knew what he was doing but wrestling a croc while drunk is seriously looking for trouble.

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Sitting at the division of drivers licensing a few years ago I remember the dude on the other side of the girl next to me was desperately trying to impress her by talking about how many hours a week he works. He was an obvious car fanatic because all the work he did was about cars and mechanics and car shows and competitions and a million other automotive things. For almost an hour all three of us sat there, him yammering on and on and not one time did she even glance up from her phone or nod or gesture or make any noise, clearly annoyed af. I don’t know which one of them I felt more sorry for.

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So, I work at a little malt shop in my town. Back when I was first starting, there was a cute group of people (Ages 13-14), a few boys, a few girls, waiting to order their food. The oldest guy got the attention of the group when it was their turn and went to order the group’s food. He proceeded to belittle my coworker, being super rude, and downright racist, and glancing back at the group. Because we were out of peach snowcone flavoring. Only one of the girls is giggling, and so are a few guys, but the rest look disturbed and upset. I gave him that ‘Your retarded’ look, and he finally relented, before giving the rest of their orders. They sat down in our little outside eating area, and suddenly one of the girls, with pretty green eyes, comes and hands me her number.

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I let him finish, and then said, “Oh, really? You said you were in [province] in [year]?” He confirmed that he had. I said, “And you said you were with # Special Forces Group?” He again confirmed that that’s what he said. I said, “You know, that’s pretty wild because I was in [province] in [year] with [my battalion], and I don’t remember any of that. Also, all the SF we had there at that time was from ## Group as far as I’m aware.” I read a post from a soldier once that said anyone who brags about the people they’ve killed have either never been a soldier or are fucking psychopaths.

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I went out partying with some classmates. Among them a very attractive girl. A colleague got drunk and when we were in the car about to go back home he tried to flirt with her. I already suspected that he liked that girl but he always denied it. Seeing that she was very uncomfortable, I changed places and stood in the middle so that he would leave her alone and I told him that that was enough. Freshman year of college we had this guy who got beat up by a woman and he spent one night trying to prove his manliness by challenging every guy at a party to fight.

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He’s not out of the woods yet. He received aggressive care and even an experimental antibody treatment that is simply not available to the general public. Is there any possible way for Trump to run his campaign that doesn’t put public health (not to mention election integrity) at risk? Is that so much”Don’t be afraid of Covid” says the man who flew to the hospital on a private helicopter, got personal exceptions from the FDA, was treated with multiple drugs that cost tens of thousands of dollars by a team of 10 full-time personal doctors.

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If he ends up needing to go back, he’s going to look like THE biggest idiot; so I suspect if he doesn’t feel well again he is going to ride it out in the White House until THE last possible second. His extreme narcissism and total disregard for any reality other than his own will surely end him. COVID related or not. Just all around an ignorant move. The steroids are giving Trump a false sense of health. He’s still the morbidly obese man he was before he caught Covid 19.

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What a stupid piece of shit. “Don’t be afraid of Covid”…. that’s him saying don’t worry about this virus! It’s safe! You won’t die! Don’t worry folks just keep going about your life!! Don’t worry if you get it… you’ll totally live and be fine. THAT IS A C revises its guidance on the coronavirus: says it can sometimes spread “in enclosed spaces w/inadequate ventilation” thru airborne particles that can “linger in the air for minutes to hours” and among people who are more than 6 feet away from each other.

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So you are telling me that: World Class athletes have detailed how much COVID takes so much outta you, but I’m supposed to believe that an orange crusted 70+-year-old obese Oompa Loompa, that puts ketchup on his steak, is good to go in less than a week? Dr. Conley just said that POTUS has not been on fever-reducing medications for 72 hours. That is wrong. Dexamethasone is a fever-reducing medication.

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When you have a population of 4.886 million and a landmass of 268,021 km ², ofc it is so much easier to conduct contact tracing. The US has 328.2 million people with a landmass of over 9 million km ², you just simply can’t compare them. Auckland, our most populous city, holds 1/3 of our population, all in one city. Does America have anything like that? It’s by no means one of the densest cities in the world but it is very comparable to cities from around the world that handled COVID-19 far worse. When Auckland got this second outbreak, we locked them off from the rest of the country, even though our entire economy relies on that one city.

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As a low population country, New Zealand has far fewer resources to handle this sort of outbreak. Our Ministry of Health couldn’t hold a candle to the comparatively immense organization that is the Centre for Disease Control. And yet, we managed. And now, the borders stay closed. Even when they reopen, you’ll likely need to pay for a two-week quarantine. Exports/Imports remain as normal. It only gets back in when someone makes a mistake or something is overlooked, and at that point, we’ll respond exactly as we did this second time, and kick the virus back out.

 

 

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Regardless of what ‘they’ are saying, you should use common sense. Yes, the primary spread is through air particles. But air particles don’t just cease to exist, they land and settle on things, and the virus continues to be effective for AT LEAST 3-7 days (I have also heard 9-11 so there is not a full consensus on this yet) after landing. Get enough of it in one area and don’t meticulously wash your hands/avoid touching your face, and you can still totally catch it. For all those people saying “New Zealand only has 5million people…” That’s right. New Zealand STILL has 5million people. They matter! So as a nation, we’ve followed the advice of our health professionals to ensure we don’t have needless deaths.

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POTUS has a lot of risk factors for a worse course of COVID: elderly, male, obese, and heart disease. It is NOT SAFE for him to be so far away (even if a Marine One helicopter ride) from Walter Reed Hospital. If this were my patient, I would counsel against returning home. Unless POTUS is declared cognitively impaired and unable to make decisions for himself, he has the right to leave the hospital AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE. That is his right. He also just got started on dexamethasone (high dose steroids). This could have made his fever go away.

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Leaving Walter Reed at this point is a terrible idea. That said, at the very least the other patients being treated there won’t have to deal with that demented circus of Trump supporters yelling and honking all day outside anymore. Fair enough, start up the attack ads on his ass again, remind everyone about his taxes, and also throw in that Eric Trump was being deposed today in New York. He’s probably leaving against medical advice, extra-grandiose on steroids, and being transferred to a medical area of the WH where he can still get the care he will need.

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I feel like he probably had an oxygen mask on in WR before coming out and during part of the helicopter ride. Higher elevation and less oxygen do not mix well with pneumonia (if he has that).Personal story here: A couple of yrs ago, my mom and I went on vacation. She wasn’t feeling well, so she went to her Dr beforehand a couple of times. Each time he misdiagnosed her as having a sinus infection and anxiety instead of what it really was (pneumonia) and he gave her the all-clear to

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That looks odd. The whole scene is very washed out. His hand was pale by comparison to his face but not blue like is shown there. Look at how white the background is compared to the CNN video of the same moment, salute starts at 1:20ish. I’m guessing color correction got the better of this image. It does look bluish. But what I immediately noticed was the reddish discoloration on the bridge of his nose and next to his nose that even orange makeup couldn’t cover-up. My mom has COPD

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Holy shit, good call! I use a CPAP at night so I regularly have those exact same impressions on my face. Depending on how I’m sleeping and how hard it’s pressing against my face, they can last for hours. It does look very similar. It’s impossible to know for sure based on this image though. The marks beside his nose (another side, as well) were visible on the footage CNN showed. My mom and I both noticed it at the time and talked about it. But this is the first image where

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