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My stomach. I’ve been insecure about my body my entire life and have a shitty body image and I’ve been through a lot from being chubby to losing weight than to an extreme eating disorder that made me look and feel like a walking skeleton to now trying to be healthy and recover but I just feel so disgusting and insecure and wish I could go back to just being like before even tho I really don’t want to look like I’m dying I still do. As time went on I realized the only reason I wanted a relationship was because I didn’t know who I was, and I thought having another person in my life would fill in those holes. It isn’t until I was able to do the hard work of beginning to fill in those holes for myself, that I could see a relationship as something beyond satisfying my own selfish needs. Which of course, is no relationship at all.

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I’m 27 and they’re super crooked. Everyone around me has super pretty nice white straight teeth and mine are all jacked up. I was poor growing up and my parents were alcoholics so they never really cared to save money to get me braces. Just being alive. Seeing images of thin, beautiful females every day makes me feel less than. I feel like it’s hard to matter in my country’s society unless you are attractive. I will never be able to live up to these standards and it makes me feel extremely insecure.

 

 

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The Labyrinth with David Bowie. I was in kindergarten and I just had a new baby brother. I literally slept in his crib with him for a month to make sure he wasn’t taken by goblins. I avoided the movie until a girlfriend made me watch it in high school and I felt foolish for fearing the goblins.

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This is gonna make me sound like a terrible person, but my uncle. He was severely autistic, and even though he’s older than my mom, he could not dress or care for himself at all. He could barely speak, only a few words, and wouldn’t talk to anyone but my grandmother.

 

 

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Nowadays I’m almost 20 and that childish fear is greatly mellowed. I’ll happily swim anywhere in the pool now, but it’s still a habit of mine to know where every drain or grate is in any new pool and unless I’m with friends, you can bet that I will constantly stare… at the drain down there.

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Panthers that escaped from the zoo. Mom told me to be careful playing outside cuz some panthers escaped a zoo hundreds of miles away. I would have dreams of running in blackness and feel them pounce on me, sinking their claws into my back, and their teeth into my neck.

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I always use to have this crazy fear of pool drains. I never really knew why. Something to do with the water warping its appearance from the surface or something. Imagine a horror flick where someone explores an eerie house and is inevitably jump scared, but instead of a house.

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I would just never go near them. In fact, before I got into any new pool I would walk around to see where the drains were so I knew where I’d be comfortable swimming. It wasn’t just draining. What got me most were big ugly grates. As you could probably guess this resulted in a few less.

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I’m also 17 and I was in your exact same position 8 months ago. I just got out of my first relationship. I thought for a long time that I was sad because I needed a girlfriend and that would fix my problems but I was wrong. My best piece of advice is to not pay attention to what those around you are saying and doing and just run your own race. Things like relationships will come eventually and just be willing to take risks and seize opportunities when they come. It’s hard to be by yourself but remember that being single doesn’t define who you are and you are in control of bringing value to your life.

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As a male, I felt extreme pressure to live up to what I thought were the masculine ideals of promiscuity and general dickishness. The pressure was so great, and I so wanted a relationship, that resulted in crippling anxiety. Only of course it wasn’t until I was in my mid-20s that I could acknowledge it as anxiety, in my teenage brain it was merely (forgive my language) “being a pussy.” and I thought I had failed as a man. This is something I struggled with a lot too. I didn’t kiss a girl until I was 19, and that was only because I was drunk. It started an unhealthy relationship with alcohol that I have since ended but led me to a lot of dark and confusing places.

 

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Ghost in painting in Ghostbusters 2. I was a fan of the cartoon and my dad got me into cinema screening on the movie’s release. I thought I was going to be Mr Cool guy at school and tell everyone hey I’ve already seen Ghostbusters 2. However, when Vigo appeared it completely freaked me out. Other Ghosts no problem just Vigo the painting ghost.

 

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The theme song for the 90s Spider-Man cartoon scared the shit out of me. The song itself, the flashing images of all his villains, the dark atmosphere of New York at night…. something about the theme song stuck in my brain and terrified me as soon as I would lay down for bed.

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No idea how severe Trump’s actual disease was, or where in the timeline he is, or how well or poorly he’s doing. But I can tell you, I’ve taken dexamethasone before, and it’s a helluva drug. Not everyone gets these side effects, of course, but I was awake for nearly three straight days and the entire time I felt like I was basically the king of the world. If you get the steroid high (luckily or unluckily, depending on your point of view, I suppose) it can be incredibly powerful.

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The guy goes back to the WH, stands at the threshold, and regards the cameras. He takes off his mask, gasping, using accessory muscles to breathe, and winces in pain as he puts the mask in his pocket, breathing heavily, then walks inside. He’s clearly still unwell and should be in isolation. And simply for optics, more people in the WH — nihttps://daintytee.com/nety-odd staff, most of them Black

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Don’t be afraid, check yourself into the best hospital in the world, get a team of doctors to treat you, demand they give you experimental treatments available to nobody else, throw in a shitload of steroids to keep the mood up. Piece of cake.Pointless political theater. He’s sick and will be sick for weeks to come. All he’s doing now is risking his life and the lives of the unlucky people who must cater to his whims. A truly despicable man.

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The transparency from this administration is unreal… How does he go from covid positive to oxygen, to crazy unproven trial drug cocktails, to feeling 20 years younger.. IN 4 DAYS?!? My coworker who is 25 caught covid and she was out for almost a month.. just doesn’t make sense…When 214,911 (and counting) Americans — including his buddy Herman Cain — are dead from the disease. That’s higher than every other single cause except for cancer and heart disease.

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The average American is not taking daily tests and would never know they were infected until they were symptomatic. Trump knew he was sick, had a day to still go and do what he wanted, and then hospitalized himself and began to receive top-of-the-line medical care, days before many Americans would have even been able to see a doctor or have a test administered, much less know their results. His outcome, whatever it is, should be exceptional because his care has been exceptional. He had a week head start over most Americans who contract this virus.

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He’s going to continue to receive the best care available back at the White House. If he somehow does succumb to this, and I am not saying that I hope that he does, that ought to be proof to everyone currently downplaying this thing, Trump himself and his now infected camp included, that this is serious. You should be afraid of Covid, goddammit. Use that fear to exercise appropriate caution and consideration of others. It’s not that damn difficult.

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This might sound a bit trite, but I hope this is soothing: life isn’t a series of checkboxes. Truly. Classmates laughing at you are seriously not OK but the rest of your situation is so absolutely normal and OK. You don’t need to have had a relationship, ever. I understand loneliness and wanting companionship but you have always been perfect and you will always be perfect, and that doesn’t change if someone wants to join you on your journey or doesn’t. If it’s some consolation, I had my first relationship when I was 20. Now I am in my second for about 7 years now. Things will change when you leave school and start working/college. You will be fine, you will find someone who appreciates you for who you are.

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Even people whose lives are otherwise “perfect” struggle to find companionship and relationships. Why? Because unfortunately life doesn’t have a rewards system that gives good things to good people, and even if it did, someone else’s affections and companionship isn’t something to be won, that would violate their autonomy. It is an unfortunate reality that we can only control our own actions and show up every day as a true and authentic version of ourselves. We cannot control or even predict how other people will act, and thus how our lives will turn out.

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This oaf doesn’t even pay taxes and has the best healthcare on the planet. Contracting COVID would ruin my life both physically and financially, as it would most people I know. He is so out of touch with everyday Americans. Unbelievable.Edit: Also, I’ve had to take dexamethasone (the steroid Trump is taking) for medical tests. It makes you WIRED. You feel like you can run a marathon. Who is letting him tweet while on a drug that’s making him even more unhinged?

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With Trump hospitalized at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, 69% of Americans said they trusted little of what they heard from the White House about the President’s health, with only 12% saying they trusted almost all of it. One thing I trust trump to do is to pick the worst possible action. He’s gonna regret checking early out of hospital bigly. His health is compromised when he got Covid-19. He should withdraw from the 2020 elections. Let someone healthier take control of the Republican Party.