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Fired directly from the Iranian territory. As opposed to from a plane over Iraqi territory. It’s a statement from the Iranian government that they will not respond to direct US military attacks through proxy attacks. Direct action will be met with direct action. The proxy war is over for both sides. For the love of the Horned Rat, the Skaven really COULD do a better job at leading the man-things at the moment

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Ahh, America automatically assuming everyone will join their shit. But if they won’t start a war with Iran that’s not going to start World War Three until someone does something outrageously stupid. The protagonist can be the villain. The protagonist is just the main character or the character whose point of view we see. In-Game of Thrones, Cersi is both a protagonist and antagonist depending on whose point of view we are viewing the story from.

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Lol he didn’t throw the tires on 6 years ago and think “I’m gonna throw this on Reddit when they blow up!” He feels like an idiot so he posted it here. He said he learned his lesson. Dislike and move on then if you think it’s so premeditated

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As an aside, there is actually an active LinusCatTips channel and it’s actually Linus the normal dude outside of his leading “Top Gear but for computers” persona/voice posting small no-production cute cell phone videos of his cats. Socks or no socks don’t matter. Just make sure you wear them strapless. There’s no other way to wear them.

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Luckily, there was no catastrophic outcome that we’re aware of in this situation. Also, the post allows others to learn from this dude’s mistake. Every single person on this planet, no mater the level of baseline intelligence or common sense, has the capacity to do dumb shit.

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Trump is a trust-fund moron who wanted to play dress up in bad suits in order to pretend as if he was some sort of businessman or winner, where if he had simply invested it all in stocks, savings accounts, and mutual funds, he would have had a few billion dollars instead of being a broke fraud. Well, it depends on the subject matter in regards to whether or not the mouth-breathing Trumpers will believe anything without evidence. They could have Trump’s tax returns with all the receipts he’s been trying to hide for years, and those morons would scream “Fake news!!”

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I wish these posts helped persuade people to vote literally anybody but Trump. But right now it seems people have already chosen aside and there’s nothing to do to change that. It’s sad and I’m concerned about tonight and our next four years. I’m with you, and that’s what I find more terrifying about the state of this country than anything else. For a huge number of people, science doesn’t matter, facts don’t matter, cold, hard, empirical data doesn’t matter. Despite an absolute ocean of indisputable evidence as to Trump’s failure as a leader, he still has a very solid chance of being reelected.

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Another reason why the “we should have a businessman in charge” line is such crap. Not everything is neatly reduced to dollar values. Want proof? Ask yourself how much money you would take to kill someone you truly care about. Ask me how much you’d pay for my son. no quantity could possibly interest me. The question itself presents as absurd. There’s a paper (I forget the name of) that formalizes the notion of how these tactics are part of the conservative agenda and are used to deprive subsequent progressive governments of making large-scale reforms.

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And on top of that, if we’re purely looking at the facts, Trump is quite possibly the worst “businessman” in the history of the business. Long story short, he inherited $400,000,000 from his father, lost it all, and then owed money due to ridiculous business ventures that crashed and burned. Like a reverse Midas, everything he touches turns to shit. Do we really need to see his tax returns when his credit was so bad that no American bank would lend to him anymore? He had to go to Deutsche bank to be bankrolled by Russians to get any money.

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Mostly because drug crimes are not automatic prison sentences anymore. This has nothing to do with Trump’s policies. He, again, inherited a trend set forth by local communities and was championed by democrats under Obama.Decriminalized marijuana went a long way towards that. Guess what, everybody smokes weed. But it gave a lot of cops a lot of excuses to lock up black people in particular. The economy was already resurrected after the Republicans left it in dire straights once again in 2008. They did what they could to stifle it for Obama by having the power to squash any meaningful infrastructure build plans.

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Then they gave corporate America and the richest people basically a 20-30% raise in the form of tax cuts and deregulation which artificially raised corporate earnings and boosted the stock market. Now watch as the bills come due from them increasing the deficit to the stratosphere, infrastructure still needed tending to and the economy in shambles from their negligence and mismanagement of the pandemic, wag their fingers at the Democrats when the economy doesn’t rebound right away. That’s generous, I think 1 week if Biden wins. By early December they’ll be asking why Biden hasn’t done anything.

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This reminds me – I used to laugh when people got negative scores on tests. They could leave the whole thing blank and get a zero but apparently life…uh…finds away. Apparently, if you’re the President, getting negative scores is an actual achievement.”Pretend it doesn’t exist and yell at people until it goes away (i.e. underlying fixes it for you)” is the only way he knows how to deal with problems. Doesn’t work on a pandemic, though. Some tests like the SAT subtract points for incorrect answers to prevent guessing. You get a better score by recognizing you don’t confidently know the answer and just leaving it blank, rather than attempting to guess and get lucky.

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Also, I think that we are able to compare the US response to other countries since we are all trying to handle the same issue and a lot of people find the response lacking. While other countries are spiking right now in cases in a 2nd wave, it feels like the US has not even handled the first wavePrecisely. In the modern digital “information age,” where it’s so easy for most Americans to see how other countries are faring during this global crisis with the tap of a screen, the cracks and fissures in the federal government’s handling of the pandemic are far more readily identifiable by the average voter than they would have been decades ago.

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He has no ideology besides “what’s good for Donald J. Trump”, he has no religion besides worshiping money, he’s not a Republican, Conservative, Democrat, or Liberal. He has 118,000,000 people who live in the “alternate Trump reality”, only believe what he says, don’t trust the institutions, don’t trust experts, don’t trust the government or the media. Maybe not Trump specifically, but there are quite a few Americans in my circle who thought COVID could be a uniting event, similar to 9/11. I was one of those people. Instead, I’m still trying to convince my 70-year-old mother how poor an idea of having a public THIRD wedding is…

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