I’m a millennial born in ’93. I’m fully aware of the shitshow I inherited and I intend to change it for the better. So I ran for local office and won. We’re dealing with a huge housing crisis, so I built affordable housing for thousands of people. The environment is going to shit, so I put solar panels on every building I could.
My dad tricked me into drinking beer when I was a child and I hate him for it. He told me it was apple juice and when I almost choked on it and spat it out he laughed and laughed. I can still remember the taste and the sound of his laughter with his buddies. Fuck him and his whole generation.
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