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Original No Matter Who Is President Jesus is King Shirt

Oh boy. This is a story that involves generations of a family. My entire life, there have been these little rifts between various family members and groups of the family. As a kid, it never fully comes together, but I finally pieced it all together and the story fits perfectly here. So the year is like 1958-1960 and my father has a new wife. He’s working two jobs and he buys two houses to fix up. One house near one job, another house near the second job. He fixes one room, lives in that one room, fixes the rest of the house. He’s working frantically to provide for his new family, new baby, and wife. Fix them up a house.

Original No Matter Who Is President Jesus is King Shirt

 

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Except for one day grandma comes home from work and she walks into her house and finds my father’s new wife in bed with my grandfather. So grandpa was fuckin my dad’s wife. This made the whole family fucking explode for 55-60+ years. My grandma divorced grandpa. My father divorced his first wife. Back in WW2, she had to work with all the men away fighting. So when the men came back, she still worked. She married my grandfather(who I’m named after), they had my father(who I’m named after, too. Technically, I’m the 5th) and a couple more children. Grams still worked. Everybody worked.

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