We find aliens and they become our overlords. They clean the planet, teach us better ways to grow food, and share their knowledge with the world. Also because they rule us we are now a single planet under one rule, eliminating dictators, presidents, and monarchy. Everyone has food and is treated the same because to aliens people are no different from the next human. My friend’s terminal cancer miraculously goes into remission and he gets to finish raising his three kids. I predict that 2021 is going to be a perfect year starting in February.
Edit: to answer the question, David Bowie rises out of his grave riding a tiger made of lightning in January, North Korea turns into a democracy after a successful and only slightly violent revolution in February, the murder hornets go to war with mosquitoes and they both make the other go extinct in March, pandas start fucking in April, Tesla produces an affordable electric car for the general public in June
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