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And look, I’m a pretty down-to-earth guy; I try not to be an intellectual snob. In fact, I absolutely hate going to science conferences because of all the intellectual snobbery that can take place. Now, I know I’m not the next Einstein, in fact, quite the opposite, I suffer from some massive imposter syndrome at work because of being around people that are so much smarter than me. I just abhor willfully ignorant people with complete blinders for critical thought and accepting new information, which unfortunately is a solid majority of the world population.

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