I forgot who but there was a comedian who had a joke that went “Honestly I don’t think hell is like the fire and brimstone we were all taught. In my head, it’s just like life on earth, except 1 out of every 5 Amazon deliveries get lost with no way to track or get a refund from them.” That sounds a bit like a Methven. Design your own afterlife program! Based on your past life you have now accumulated “points” which can be spent on upgrading your personal afterlife program! While your points will vary, the average human reaches the afterlife with 1000 points. These points can be spent on different aspects of the afterlife to building the plan that’s best for you, no two plans are the same! Be careful though, once you pick your afterlife program it can never be changed.
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Shelter: you will be provided a dry, warm sleeping pod. Food: You will be provided 3 daily sustenance kits, similar to earth’s MREs. Community: You will be placed in a small community of 10-20 strangers of area equal to 1 acre(all inside). The community will be excluded from interacting with the outside afterlife. Activities: Nothing will be provided Possessions: no possessions are needed or provided. For most of our clients, these conditions are less than ideal. Hopefully, you have led a good life and accumulated enough points to turn your afterlife into your own paradise. Here are some of the upgrade packages we provide.