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Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren’t thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscient market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all, and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on the web asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don’t ask such a dumb fucking question again.

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So I just got into vertical spreads. I didn’t realize that the profit is strongly based on how close to expiration it is. I didn’t realize the blue line on TOS was for P/L at expiration. So I bought SPY put spreads for fucking July thinking shit, all it has to do is drop a few points sometime before July and I’m up 100%? I’m a dumbass. Even if that shit drops Like 10% tomorrow I make pretty much jack shit. I’ve been fucking up these spreads for the past 3 days. Accidentally went bullish twice when I meant to go bearish because I fucked up which leg I sold and which I bought on RH. I didn’t have the pretty little graph to guide my stupid ass. Maybe I should just go back to my FD’s.