The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, but now we’re good We’re moving into your neighborhood You know we’re trying our best to be Functioning members of society We’re not here to start no trouble We’re legally required to do the sex offender shuffle I’m Larry Arthur and I’ll refrain From touching my neighbor’s kid’s again What I did was not too kind But I’m a nice guy, you’ll come to find I’ve got a backyard and a real nice pool Y’all should come over for a BBQ We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind I’m a sex offender Vernon Douglas is my name My battery arrest is what bought me fame.
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But there’s much more to know about me I love to dance, and I love to ski I zip and zoom on through the snow Just strap on my boots and watch me go But I can’t ski until December Till then I’m just a sex offender I’m Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes I’ve been arrested seven times I know that sounds like a lot But three of those times were for vandalism I feel real bad, I got caught I might do it again, probably not I’m not here to make pretenses I’m here because of my sex offenses I’m Sam Pound.