I’d be friends with a talking meatball that has a wish making a cryptic shirt from the sarcophagus of an old Egyptian mummy. I’d get the talking meatball to help Santa with his burns making his skin made out of rubber soccer balls. He’d be in a ventilation chamber of course because of, well you know, the burns but then we’d travel along the world giving gifts to children.
I’m Either Drink Beer About To Drink Beer Thinking About Drink Beer Shirt
I See Trees Of Green Red Roses To I See Them Bloom For Me And You Shirt
Grinch Hello Darkness My Old Friend Shirt
Grandma Knows Everything If She Doesn’t Know She Makes Stuff Up Really Fast Shirt
Floral 2020 The Years I Got Engaged To The Most Amazing Man Alive Shirt
I Tried To Retire But Now I Work For My Wife Shirt
Damn Right I Am A 49Ers Fan Now And Forever Shirt
Damn Right I Am A Packers Fan Now And Forever Shirt
Probably think how stupid this guy is, climbing down a chimney when it’s obviously smoking hot smells like it’s burning and a ton of other obvious things that would deter a normal average joe blow.