Another time, another party back in college, a guy demonstrated how to shotgun a beer by shoving a steak knife into it and twisting it. Also some of his hands. He panicked like crazy. Made all kinds of noises and waved his hand around freaking out and getting blood all over. He was a bit drunk, though, and these things happen.
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Oh man, I had a friend who was really upset because his car kept dying and he kept having to jump it. We talked for a bit and I offered to jump it so at least he could go to the mechanic. We go to his car and I help him jump it and he turns it off and says “thanks, I’m just gonna go eat real quick and then I’ll go”. I then have to explain to the poor boy that we’d have to jump his car again but at least he probably doesn’t need to go to a mechanic.
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