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If I just read the title alone and that’s all I knew about them (which is true) and I got accused of being a domestic abuser—and I opened my front door to see what’s in this picture—I’m outta there. “Track down”? Hoooo shit. Sounds to me like the title gives credit where credit is due. I’m not going to laugh at them; I’m running the fuck away. Look at them; they’re ready to open ten thousand gallon cans of whup-ass on anybody.

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I’m conflicted with my upvote here. Vindaloo is most known in its British version. But it is derived from the Portuguese. God. I love food history. Probably why I like my neighbor so much. He teaches food history at a chef school haha. Also, he’s a very lovely 50-year-old man.

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