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It’s an adaptation of a novel from the late, great Sir Terry Pratchett that discusses tradition, belief, humanity, and all the “little lies” we train ourselves on in order to believe the big ones. All done through the guise of inimitable, dry British humor. The latter is exactly what my parents taught my brother and me growing up (well, alongside a strong dose of “Jesus is the reason for the season” stuff). I never felt like I missed out and honestly hold a bit of contempt for the idea of Santa since it enforces a “good people get better things” narrative that simply isn’t true.

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Because it’s not really about the joy of receiving a present on Christmas day, it’s about the fear of not receiving one if you’re poorly behaved the other 364 days of the year, and associating that fear with someone other than the parents. “We won’t buy you any presents if you’re naughty” provokes ill-feelings directed at the parents, “the magical North Pole asshole who judges you with his God-like omniscience won’t bring you presents” redirects those ill-feelings at someone they can’t do anything about.

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