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Hiking And Dogs Make Me Feel Less Murder Shirt

I used to be really good at animal impressions as a kid, and one I’ve carried with me into adulthood is ‘big scary dog bark’. So one time I was out cycling in a dress and this dude made like a salacious yappy-dog barking noise at me, and I just fucking unleashed on him as I went past. Probably not my best bark, since it takes two hands to do properly and I’m not that talented a cyclist, but so satisfying. I’m not sure if you mean ‘barking’ literally here, but I hope so — because I did this once, and it was great.

 

Hiking And Dogs Make Me Feel Less Murder Shirt

Hiking And Dogs Make Me Feel Less Murder Shirt

 

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I also now talk to my dog in public, so take my previous statement how you’d like relative to this statement. IDGAF if you think it’s weird anymore about my talking to my dog like he’s a person. He understands what I’m saying most of the time. That’s me. I was harassed relentlessly as a kid by my family. Now I am an adult that can take it and will return fire at the jugular. I’m not liked but I’d probably be different if they didn’t make fun of me so much.

 

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