When I was pregnant with my first kid I kept craving actual soap… that and charcoal. So instead I had cilantro and burnt toast. I was disappointed to be reminded that cilantro does not taste soapy to me. I had hoped it would suffice, but at least the burnt toast helped with the charcoal cravings.
I gave you my free award because I’ve been saying EXACTLY this for years and nobody believes me. It absolutely tastes exactly like stink bugs smell!! I feel so validated right now, thank you! You poor poor mutants. It tastes wonderful to us regular humans.