Oh god, this exact same thing happened at a wedding I attended about a week ago. She also ran around announcing to everyone that she “has to speak for her husband because he’s so awkward! He doesn’t know how to mingle”- right in front of him. Poor dude looked so uncomfortable the entire time. When I was about to leave she made a joke about how it probably won’t last because “he’s so shy and weird” but then assured me that it won’t happen because they’re both too religious for divorce… ugh.
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EDIT: Holy crap, woke up to an awful lot of really nice notes! Thank you everyone and to those who gifted silver and gold! I am going to try to respond directly to some folks but I will say this here: This happened about 25 years ago (yes, I am an old guy). It really sucked at the time … the day I found out I was a few months into both major surgery and then daily radiation treatment, I was down to about 118 from my normal 155lbs. But, as it turned out, it was really a good thing.