He finds out from the aunt not too long later that the couple divorced a week after the wedding once they got back from their honeymoon. And here’s the kicker: they’d actually broken up before the wedding, decided to still go through with it because it was all planned already, AND they each brought dates on their honeymoon. They also kept all of the gifts, which is pretty shitty.
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I knew before I married her. We had been together for 5 years and had a daughter. She was going to leave and take the kid if I didn’t. I did my best to hold it all together for sake of the ideal family, but she filed for divorce a year later anyway after having an affair. The upside was I refused to pay for the wedding, and successfully kept my daughter living with me as primary carer. I would not get married again as the archaic laws punish you in ways you couldn’t imagine.