You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your presidency! Shit tweetin’, not honorably conceding as you should. You’re lucky that hundred person protest of GOP voters didn’t blow up into a riot. Almost had me? Now I and the new VP gotta rip apart the House, and replace the Paris Agreement you fried! Ask any politician, any real politician, it doesn’t matter if you win by on the day voting or mail ballots. Winning’s winning.
I want to ask right here of any secret service members reading this: when you drag him out, do it through the front door, across the lawn, and out the front gate. We want, no, we need to have a good view and images to hold onto forever.