Why would I do such a horrendous thing, right? Well, I’m a fairly religious guy, so if I lie to my kids about Santa, what’s to say I’m not lying about Jesus? (I am prepared for downvotes now sounds like a good time to tell your kids the truth about Santa.
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Other than that I expect that the same magic that allows him to visit everyone in such a short time also protects him and prevents him from spreading diseases. If kids ask he has experience with regular flue and past disease outbreaks, he is quite good at it now.