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It was a few days after we got married and I was in the hospital because the baby wasn’t growing in my womb anymore (blighted Ovum) and had to be surgically removed. I was strapped up to the bed with a catheter and it was that moment he decided to tell me he had been shooting up heroin for some time and had just had an affair, the day before we got married, with his sister-in-law and brother. Then he left me there. WTF?!

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Then came the honeymoon. My sister got sick and he wouldn’t take her to get meds. This was also their first time having sex with each other, and my sister had recently lost a bunch of weight, so she had some sagging. He freaked out about it and basically acted like a dick the whole honeymoon. When they got back he tried to go awol. He literally went to his parent’s house packed all his things and started walking down the road. My step sister followed him in her car, but he kept shouting crazy things and calling her a bitch and saggy and all of this horrible stuff.

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